15+ Best Breaking News Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

News

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Butthole tickling bandit

WTF is going on in texas

Cat

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

Death

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

Butthole tickling bandit

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

Rose

Ohio

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

Arrest

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

Shooting

Ohio BRUH

A news report with the headline "Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away - Delaware Ohio News" and a mugshot of the suspect above. The text "BREAKING NEWS - SHOOTING SUSPECT SPEARS FROM JAX" is displayed on a red banner.

Cookie

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Ohio

Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

Assassination

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Rapper

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Civil War

Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh

A map of the United States with Ohio highlighted in red. The text "BREAKING NEWS" appears above the headline "OHIO IN CIVIL WAR WITH ITSELF". Below, there is a timestamp and text: "12:48 WHICH ONE IS OHIO?"

Band

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Anger

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Duck

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Jokes

Man

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

News

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

News

Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

Because they are breaking the whole entire news.

Breaking news jokes