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Hen

Pankake · 1 year ago
  • A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"
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  • Peace

    Pankake · 1 year ago
  • A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.
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  • Survival

    Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago
  • A vintage-style instructional poster depicts a serious-looking man in a suit extending his hand in a 'stop' gesture towards a choker with a bell. To his left, a list of items includes a maid dress, cat ears, and thigh-high stockings, each with a green checkmark and approval text: 'Sure', 'Definitely', 'Yea'. The choker with a bell has a red 'X' and the text 'NO'. The top banner reads: 'KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.'
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  • Constitution

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
  • A fluffy yellow duckling wears a golden crown with blue jewels. The text below the duck reads "LORD FOOG the 3st".
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  • Government

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A white pigeon with spread wings is juxtaposed with the text "Yeah, I'm a bird." To the right, the word "BIRD" is spelled vertically, with each letter followed by a word: "B - Government," "I - Drone," and "R" and "D" without words.
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  • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
  • A large flock of white ducks is walking on a road. The text above the image reads "SUDDENLY..." and below the image it says "DUCKS!!!!".
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  • Worm

    Pankake · 1 year ago
  • A picture shows a fluffy baby bird standing on a concrete surface. Above the bird, it says: "I WOKE UP EARLY." Below, the text states: "THERE WAS NO WORM."
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  • Christmas

    Pankake · 1 year ago
  • The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".
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  • Suspicion

    Pankake · 1 year ago
  • The image is a two-panel comparison. The left panel shows a white bird with long legs walking with the text "Everyone: Don't do that!" above it and the text "me" and "that" around it. The right panel shows a yellow bird with a suspicious facial expression and the text "When someone is nicer to you than usual" above it and "Suspicion (((increase))) below.
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  • Movie

    Anonymous · 7 years ago
  • What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

    The Parrots of the Caribbean.

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