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Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows Mr. Peanut flanked by two police officers. The image is overlaid with a news banner reading, "Local Police Bust A Nut".

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Its Just Me :)

me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:

The image is blurry and dark, it shows a person with their face close to the camera, the text above the image says "me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:"

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

OzzyTheDinoo

lmfao true

The image shows a person lying face-down on a mat with a large steamroller positioned directly above them. The text on the image says, "What my back needs".

𝕃𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝔾

The image shows two Spongebob characters wearing sombreros and mustaches. The first Spongebob is looking a bit desperate with the text *Respirar*. The second is standing with arms akimbo and the text CHICO.

DreamBlue

The image shows a woman looking confused with various math formulas overlaid on her face. The text says: "me: when teacher ask a question that i don't know"

MisterDussel

Boys Experiments be like:

A person with a beard and a white shirt is looking into the camera, it is a screengrab of a youtube video with the title: "I Watched The Same Porn Video For 2 Years, Here's What Happened", penguinz0 is the creator of the video with 2,9 million views, the video is from 3 years ago.

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

CaptainEgg75

I you know what i mean

A Minecraft villager is on the left side of the image. The background shows a stock chart with numbers, blue downward arrows and an orange upward arrow. Three green emeralds are on the up-pointing arrow. The text "HRRRR" is in the bottom middle.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

shaylie lol

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

Fridge DJ

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

Toast ツ

From the animated sitcom "Family Guy," the characters Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Peter Griffin are dressed in tuxedos and singing in front of an orchestra with "FS JR" written on their stands.

God Pt.2

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Winnie

???

A meme showing a definition of the term "semibisexual" which says: "Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender." Below the text is an image of a man with a confused expression and question marks surrounding his head.

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