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Heroin Monkey

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.

Unimportant Intelligence

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Unimportant Intelligence

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Face mcshooty

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

Heroin Monkey

nice

Your local comrade

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Foodinhaler2000

<3

A digitally manipulated image of a person with exaggerated features is set against a beige background. The text at the bottom reads: "THE THING YOU FEAR IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

Face mcshooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Nico Di Anglo

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man stands in front of two American flags holding a red toy gun. He is wearing a black shirt that says "I (heart) Haunted Mound". The photo is cropped to show a red circle highlighting a Spongebob Squarepants plushie sitting on a bed.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a poll asking "Who is your favorite Austrian painter?" The options are Egon Schiele (2%), Otto Muehl (2%), Karl von Blaas (3%), Ernst Klimt (3%), and Other (91%). 5K votes are shown.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

xXDemonXx\

me when I draw my friends <3

A black and white sketch of a character named Angel Dust in a playful pose. It is done with ink on lined paper. The name "Angel Dust" is written in cursive above the figure. There is also a faint outline of a dragon below him.

Adolf kitler

The image shows two drawings of a person lying down with a cat. The first drawing is labeled "3 weeks" and shows a small cat on the person's torso. The second drawing is labeled "52 weeks" and shows a much larger cat on the person's torso.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

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