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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

period boo

best rapper of all time

A portrait of a man with dreadlocks, wearing a studded black jacket and several pearl necklaces, in front of a pink sunset background with butterflies and a field of flowers.

Daddy dick

This is my Kid <3

A baby with an adult face sits on a bed. Text on the image says, "Scary, right?" There is also a small URL at the bottom, "www.FunnyVooz.com".

Daddy dick

Face reveal <3

A photo shows a person with a dark baseball cap and dark hair, wearing a light blue shirt. The person is smiling with a gap in his teeth. The background is an orange wall.

DADDY sus aka the king

my wife<3

A woman with dark hair and prominent teeth, the text 'thechive.com' is shown on the bottom right corner.

Adolf Nigler

A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments

A digital drawing shows two cartoon characters sitting side-by-side on a pink bench. The character on the left has pink hair and is leaning to kiss the other character. The other character has gray hair and is looking embarrassed. There are two little white cartoon steam clouds above his head. Above the pink-haired character is the word 'chu' with a heart.

mndfkjnasksggf

Face reveal <3

A close-up of a person's face with their fingers pulling the skin around their eyes, making the eyes look unusually wide and distorted. The person's nose and mouth are also distorted due to the stretching of the skin. The text on the image says "Face reveal <3".

TaylorSwiftBoat

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

Your local comrade

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Anonymous

A screenshot from a YouTube video shows a man holding a white plush animal with a red arrow pointing at it and a cartoon of a female Freddy Fazbear next to him. The title of the video is "ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!! *MEET OUR BABY*."

TaylorSwiftBoat

Goofy ahh melly

The image shows a close-up of the rapper ynwmelly, who is smiling and pointing to his grill. Below the image, it says "34,954 likes", followed by the text: "ynwmelly Water it's that young new wave tonight Album drops at midnight. View all 417 comments _ynwbslime 3 hours ago".

rapboat

A split image showing Pusha T on the left and a bowl of spicy ramen on the right.

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

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Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Blach66.1

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Blach66.1

A screenshot of a game of Scrabble. It shows that a player named 'Zoey' played the word 'OPIUM' and earned 8 points. The user indicated that Zoey is a bot. A definition of opium is displayed: 'Addictive narcotic drug made from poppy seeds'. The player is making a vulgar comment 'she fuckin on sm'.

Nico Di Anglo

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Lil’ bro

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

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