New 12 Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Priority

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Time

4 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Question

20 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Test

17 views · DreamBlue · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a dark, shadowy face, looking distressed. The text next to it reads, "I didn't study for the test." The bottom left panel shows a brightly lit face, grinning slightly. The text next to it reads, "It's multi-choice and open-book."

Max

1 view · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I got all max 1st try

A screenshot of a dice rolling game with the numbers 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 displayed as dice. The total shown is 60.

Dice

LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

Dice

22 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Size

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Interest

T.walk1992 · 2 years ago

The image shows a text box with text that says "when she says she's 17" above another text box that says "0% Interest for 12 Months!".

Test answer

114 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Salad

80 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Number

6 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

Home

9 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

Wheel

434 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Strength

9 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Strength

A four-panel cartoon shows two characters, a purple lollipop, and a gray square with a face. The lollipop asks, "How tough are you?" The square responds, "I ate 10 entire Chocolate Cakes." In the third panel, the square says with chocolate around its mouth "Well, I ate 12 of them!!!" The final panel shows the lollipop looking shocked and sweating.

Eye test

35 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Cake

34 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Professor

1 view · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Message

7 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao