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Adolf Nigler

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

United Kingdom UK

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Face mcshooty

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Anonymous

The image shows three depictions of the cartoon character Spongebob. The first one on the left shows Spongebob standing upright. An arrow points from this image to another image to its right, where the character is inverted. An arrow points down to the last depiction below, showing only Spongebob's mouth and two big teeth, which is captioned with "THE TWIN TOWERS". Also at the bottom, there is the text "spongebob = 9 letters squarepants = 11 letters".

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
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@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

tabs1528

9/11 revenge

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

opal💫

A chart showing the times of the day from 1 am to 12 pm, with a cheese icon next to each of the morning times (am) and a steak icon next to each of the afternoon times (pm).

Heroin Monkey

Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM

Heroin Monkey

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

DaRey1Cray

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

tabs1528

A news headline reads "WATCH: Florida Man Vapes Semen". It is followed by the publication date and time. Below are share icons and two small images of a man, one looking grumpy and another one vaping. The image also contains text on a clothing item "ORIDA STA"

brokemaster

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

MEME LORD

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I just found out my brother kitted
himself
Serious
He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I
just stayed up I could have done something. I
feel responsible for this, I don't know why he
would do this. I could have done something
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you snooze you lose
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Heroin Monkey

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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Published on Jul 3, 2015
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