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Heroin Monkey
2 months ago
A screenshot of a phone's weather forecast. The background is a gradient of red. At the top, white text reads, "gonna need a coat on tuesday 😭🙏". Below this, a list of days and their corresponding temperatures is displayed. The days listed are "Today" (27°), "Monday" (18°-28°), followed by "Doomsday" (21°-1000°). The subsequent days are "Wed" (15°-24°), "Thu" (13°-22°), "Fri" (10°-22°), "Sat" (12°-22°), and "Sun" (11°-20°). The temperature for Doomsday, 1000°, is highlighted in red.
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  • MATTIX
    7 months ago
    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The image is split into two side-by-side photos of hyper-realistic renderings of Bart Simpson and Mr. Burns from the cartoon "The Simpsons". Bart is on the left with his signature spiky hair and a red shirt with white stripes. Mr. Burns is on the right with a long nose and a green suit. The image has "Worth1000.com" on the bottom left corner.
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  • sonicjokesmemesandposts
    1 year ago

    if i had 8 good women what does that mean

    A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    A meme shows a tweet stating "According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33" followed by a table calculating the value of one good girl. The table shows: 1 good girl = 1000 bitches; 12 bitches = $0.10; 1 bitch = $0.0083; 1 good girl = 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches; 1 good girl = $8.33.
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  • randomone
    1 year ago

    Weaponization of flashlights

    The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.
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  • randomone
    2 years ago

    How to counter attack jesus christ

    The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    I’m so good at this game

    A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago

    Hhhhmmmmmm?

    An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    that be me

    Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."
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