Matpat jokes

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?

Matt.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?