Master Baiter jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.