Marx jokes
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Community talk
You don't need the Bible. You only need the Communist Manifesto. Carl Marx is your Savior.