Marx jokes
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Community talk
You don't need the Bible. You only need the Communist Manifesto. Carl Marx is your Savior.