Marx jokes
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
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Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
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Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
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Community talk
You don't need the Bible. You only need the Communist Manifesto. Carl Marx is your Savior.