Martial jokes

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.