Manny jokes

How many guns can an octopus hold?

9

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.