Manifesto jokes

Hearing Aid

2516 views · Anonymous · 12 years ago

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Canada

21 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

Cupcake

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".

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IKEA

48 views · Anonymous · 8 months ago

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Obama

14 views · Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Trap

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Foam

21 views · Your local comrade · 1 year ago

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Manifesto memes

Community talk

αmy

1 year ago

guys guys should i translate the communist manifesto into tiktok brainrot language

Your local comrade

2 years ago

You don't need the Bible. You only need the Communist Manifesto. Carl Marx is your Savior.

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