Mama jokes jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)