Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Yo mama joke.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.