Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Yo mama joke.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.