three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on međđ
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrort-all.
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
