My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
