Lunch jokes
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.