Newest Lot Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation

Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!

There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber." They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B" "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?" "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her" replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples" "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate" "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper"

Do people live on the earth 🌏? Yes a lot of people live on the earth 🌎

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls

Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.