A man lost is left arm. He's All right now
How did steven hawking die
He lost entirnet conection
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I'm a fireman" The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman
why did stephen hawking die because his carer lost his charger
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
They don’t have to invest a lost into the Stephen Hawking wax statue though
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
