Rebecca jokes

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

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What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.