if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
my mom died
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
