Loss

Loss Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

Orphan

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.

Orphan

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Orphan

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Orphan

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Orphanage

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.