Log out jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.