Lock down jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Day 18
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Community talk
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WJE:
We are on severe lock down.
Russian forces have been combined with Australian creatures to create a venomous AK47 serpent.
It will shoot you, and the bullet will poison you!
We must act fast. As your secretary, we must devise a plan to ensure the safety of our citizens.
guys i am so skared my school is on lock down