Lock down jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Day 18
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Community talk
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WJE:
We are on severe lock down.
Russian forces have been combined with Australian creatures to create a venomous AK47 serpent.
It will shoot you, and the bullet will poison you!
We must act fast. As your secretary, we must devise a plan to ensure the safety of our citizens.
guys i am so skared my school is on lock down