Lock down jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Day 18
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Community talk
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WJE:
We are on severe lock down.
Russian forces have been combined with Australian creatures to create a venomous AK47 serpent.
It will shoot you, and the bullet will poison you!
We must act fast. As your secretary, we must devise a plan to ensure the safety of our citizens.
guys i am so skared my school is on lock down