Living situation jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
You live in the airport.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
