Living situation jokes

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

You live in the airport.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.