Living situation jokes
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
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Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.