Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
