List jokes

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.

She responded with a list:

- Take out the trash.

- Clean your room.

- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.

That’s all sweetie!

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll.

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.