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This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
