Lightning McQueen jokes
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Lightning doesn鈥檛 strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
