
Lightning McQueen jokes
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

