Lightning McQueen jokes

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!