did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
