Licence jokes

My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.

What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!

Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.