Licence jokes

My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.

What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!

Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!