Lexicon jokes

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.