Lent jokes

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.