I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
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What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
