I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
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