Alright, Explain Bear, you win. I am just a plain old idiot. I am a terrible person, a hater, a jerk bully, a doubter, liar, insecure, and awful. I am always depressed, and I gained 40 lbs last year from stress eating. I do not wanna feel bad, so I wanna ask for your help on how to get better. Please save me, Explain Bear, or I just might kill myself.
Lb Jokes
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
