Laundering jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.