Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
last last now everyobdy go chop breakfast
where was your mom last night in the man club
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
