Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
What’s the difference between 80 dead baby’s and a lambo, I don’t have a lambo in my garage
whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my Garage.
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
