Kurt jokes
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.