Kurt jokes

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.