Kurt jokes

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.