Kurt jokes
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.