Kurt jokes
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.