Kurt jokes
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.