Kurt jokes

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

What does Kurt have in common with painters?

They paint walls.

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)