Kurt jokes

What does Kurt have in common with painters?

They paint walls.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)