Kurt jokes

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.