Kurt jokes

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.