Kobes helicopter jokes

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.