Koalafications jokes
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.