Koalafications jokes
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.