Know Nothing jokes

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

In the morning at 6:30 AM,

Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

Me: Trump & Biden.

Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

After school,

Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

"She looks at her clock."

Teacher: And now I am sewed.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.