The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
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I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
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What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
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2 friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay. the 2 walked up the their buddy and said, get down! and he kneeled down .
Whats the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
Atleast a Christian kneels on church
