Kneeling

Kneeling jokes

Church

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Catholic

I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”

Church

I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Headphone

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

Difference

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

Church

A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"

Buddy

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

Policeman

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

Community

There‘s no need for a battle. Get off your horse - and kneel. ~Ramsay Bolton ( Hellohellohello, I‘m new to this side and have no idea how to say hello - well, obviously actually I do, but i guess for you all I‘m already a weird freak now... helloooooooooooooooooooo?) Post scriptum: and with „There‘s no need for a battle“ I didn't want to threaten you like Ramsay, I just wanted to meet you peacefully ^^

of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade