Kitchen Utensil jokes

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.