Kitchen Utensil jokes
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.