Kitchen Utensil jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.