Kitchen Utensil jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous2 months agoWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work?A can't opener.Anonymous3 months agoWhat happens if a cookie turns emo?It becomes a cookie cutter.GG Miller2 years agoWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.SSexmaster2 years agoWhat did the fork say to the spoon?Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!Calculator jokesHairline jokesGay jokesPriest jokesSuicide jokesMorbid jokesAll categories