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Moose

2 years ago

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • American

    8 months ago
    A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".
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    • Scene

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".
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    Speed

    2 years ago

    I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

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    • Speed Bump

    4 years ago

    When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

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    • Spider-Man

    4 years ago

    What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

    Kilometers Morales.

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