I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur
you'll get jur ass kicked
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
