Watch Key/Peele "Detective"
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2 - But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
One day johnae said what do you call a family outing ''INCEST'' LOW KEY jOHNAE FUKS KIRBY AND PEACH
what is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is rude and nosy
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
